"Man Laws"

When I was a boy, I recall my father imparting what I now call "Man Laws." It went like this: Son, there are two things that will get you killed; messing with a man's money and messing with a man's honey (his woman). As a kid, the money I could understand, after all Yosemite Sam tried to kill bugs bunny for trying to steal his gold, but the honey part was a mystery. Well, now that I am older and understand my male tendencies and principles, I get it! You see when a man really LOVES a woman and forsakes all other women around him, the one whom he loves becomes a guarded treasure. This phenomena is also present in the animal kingdom. An alpha male lion lounging with his lionesses will become severely aggressive when another male approaches his domain. If the foreign male lion persist with his advancements, there will be a fight to the death unless one of them retreats in defeat. Fortunately, our western civilized culture has outlawed the Wild West dueling matches; however, every man who has ever loved a woman knows exactly of what I speak.

Brandon J.